| dragon9995> | oh man |
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dragon9995> | you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that? apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke |
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dragon9995> | she just came in here and freaked out out at me |
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dragon9995> | holy shit |
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dragon9995> | she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist |
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