| <ivan356> | Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries. |
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<Kintanon> | And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass! |
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<jonnythan> | "Was" a pain in the ass? Did you forget once? |
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