| <daimonic> | i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast for about 2 minutes |
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<daimonic> | stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking at the toaster |
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<daimonic> | then when it finally was done it gave me some fright |
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<daimonic> | fuck |
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