| <spazzer> | paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation |
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<tobdude> | everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@ |
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<tobdude> | oh crap! I just ejactulated myself |
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