| <CloneGamer> | dude |
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<CloneGamer> | i just went to put this tape on and its at the bottom of the pile right.. |
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<CloneGamer> | so in true table cloth style i yanked it out swiftly |
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<CloneGamer> | also in true table cloth style, it went miserably wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head |
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<CloneGamer> | and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the commotion was |
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<CloneGamer> | and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered' cus i was 'polishing' |
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<CloneGamer> | and i see the door move and see her face and covered myself up but my balls were still showing |
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<CloneGamer> | she just looks at me, looks down, looks at the tape, rolls her eyes and walks off |
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<CloneGamer> | i tell you, i aint leaving my room for days :'( |
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