| <Midtown> | my family is going down the tube fast... |
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<Punkrwker> | y is dat? |
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<Midtown> | i walk into my rents comp room and my 13 year old bro is beatin off |
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<Midtown> | so i run into my moms room laughing my ass off and i say "go look at spence" |
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<Midtown> | she goes "is he playing with himself again" |
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<Punkrwker> | hahahahahahaha |
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<Midtown> | i almost fucking died laughing, then i was like ...."again?" |
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