| <dooky> | oh and get a bucket of paint and slop it all over her car |
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<MSIGuy> | Yeah. |
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<Stonefish> | dooky: Glue it on the hood, like a Mack Truck bulldog |
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<Inept> | Crazy glue the dildo onto her hood where the hood ornament should be. |
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<dooky> | gluing the dildo do the windshield was a good idea |
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