| Mediator> | FUCK FUCK FUCK |
|
Mediator> | Ok so there was this gel pack with my heatsink |
|
Mediator> | And it says all over it "Do not eat" |
|
Mediator> | So its been lying on my desk for like 4 days |
|
Mediator> | So I stabbed it with a screw driver today out of bordom |
|
Mediator> | and some little balls came out |
|
Mediator> | And they were clear |
|
Mediator> | and I was liek "neat" |
|
Tangerz> | : |
|
Mediator> | So out of curiousity I licked one |
|
Mediator> | And now my tongue is melting off |
Similar:
| Chat 10571 | Louth`: night: Saint's a gimp ..
Louth`: an ugly little gimp with moles ... |
| Chat 367 | Acheron: hep: :P ..
Acheron: And I say that from the bottom of my heart. ... |
| Chat 7782 | aphr0: bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem ... |
| Chat 10369 | Shovel: I ran across the worst named person in the world today... ... |
| Chat 18252 | AlmtyBob: k funny story tiem ..
AlmtyBob: there's this guy at work ... |
| Chat 21824 | ipspoon: so last night i had this weird dream ... |
| Chat 1591 | Duzzy: today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a... |
| Chat 6542 | Anonymous: Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over,... |
| Chat 24647 | Fox: oh yeah, mr little brother got in trouble at his college today, it was pretty funny ... |