| <Croc> | Okay well I got this new girl home |
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<Croc> | One thing led to another and you know |
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<Croc> | well in the awkward moment after sex |
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<Croc> | but before anything else happened yet |
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<Croc> | I had the strangest impulse |
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<Croc> | I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..." |
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