<@BondAway> | i better get to work |
<@IceWizard> | heh |
<@BondAway> | i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine |
<@BondAway> | and then drive me home |
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