| <stan> | life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated. |
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<Eigenstat> | stan, dude, that would be impossible. Â The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Â Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed. |
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<stan> | god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off. |
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<Eigenstat> | no, but she'd ruin the line, man. |
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