| <shinster> | i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend |
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<shinster> | left my access card at my desk when i went to the bathroom before too...had to wait half an hour to find someone to let me back in |
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<shinster> | it was like playing a badly designed fps where i couldn't open a door and nothing in my inventory would help |
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<shinster> | kept walking back and forth trying all the door handles anyway |
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