| <mojo> | I want me a pet monkey. |
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<Synthetic> | My aunt had one, the smell was ungodly. It was allways beating off and if it got scared it would deficate in it's hand a throw it. |
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<mojo> | I know, that's why I want one. If it can beat it's self off then I can teach it how to do it to me. |
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<synthetic> | ... |
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<Capin> | Um... so anyway I went to the zoo this one time and one of the gorillas stole my dad's wallet! |
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<Synthetic> | That was no gorilla, it was a black guy in a fur coat. The son of a bitch has my shoes. |
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<mojo> | I still want a monkey if anybody cares. |
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