| <DoomLord9> | heh. reminds me of the other day. my mom walked up to me with a pair of panties and says "i found these in your room. care to explain" i was like "......no, i can't explain that, but thank you for the hope that women come into my room and strip when i'm not there. you have made my day happy" |
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<DoomLord9> | unfortunetly, they were just my sisters she had just taken out of the wash. i was kinda bummed about that |
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