| <Beska> | Look at these tom: |
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<Beska> | SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. |
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<Beska> | FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. |
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<Beska> | ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling |
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<Beska> | lo |
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<Tommy> | wtf.. rotf |
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<Beska> | SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark. |
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<Beska> | FAULT: The Bar is closing. |
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<Beska> | ACTION: Panic. |
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<Tommy> | O.o |
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