| <ct> | last night |
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<ct> | my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom |
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<ct> | and she walks back in |
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<ct> | and i start feeling her tits |
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<ct> | and she turns on the light |
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<ct> | and its not even her, its my mom |
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<Necro> | ... |
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