| Lucius> | so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid |
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Lucius> | he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?" |
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Lucius> | she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away |
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Lucius> | i couldnt stop laughing |
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Lucius> | then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up |
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Lucius> | i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek |
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Lucius> | he literally shrieks and runs away |
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