| <mojo1701> | I remember being in class, and the teacher started talking to us about communicable diseases |
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<mojo1701> | our teacher's a real whore |
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<mojo1701> | and she kept on saying to us: "Flies can carry diseases. You don't know where they've been" |
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<mojo1701> | and I looked at her and said, "Then you should stop unzipping so many of them if you don't know where they've been." |
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