| <v_9> | FUCK |
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<v_9> | SHIT |
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<v_9> | DAMNBITCHTOHELL |
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<v_9> | i was just surfing throuh porn, then i was just stopped wanking it |
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<v_9> | you know, going to a different url |
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<v_9> | then all of a sudden, |
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<v_9> | A FUCKING FLY LANDED ON MY MUSHROOM CAP |
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<v_9> | THE SHIT HURT LIKE A MUHER FUCKER |
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<v_9> | i mangaed to get a book real fast |
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<v_9> | then made another mistake. |
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<v_9> | i slammed the book right onto my shlong |
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<v_9> | and part of the fly was dripping down to my balls. |
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<v_9> | :/ |
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