| <Spektor> | A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. |
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<Spektor> | Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen." |
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<MikeYb0y> | Not another life story Spektor! |
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