| vvandering_nomad> | I took some of that fake blood one night, and made it look like my eye was gushing blood. I walked up to the front office of the complex where this poor cute little asian gal was working. |
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vvandering_nomad> | I walked up to her and said "Is Student Health Services open?" |
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Lehsa> | ROFL |
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vvandering_nomad> | I scored some free wet-naps! |
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Ku'vah> | LOL |
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Lehsa> | you are so mean Nomie |
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Ku'vah> | I need to get some fake blood |
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vvandering_nomad> | She almost called an ambulance, until I convinced her that I was "getting some pills for it." and that it "Happens every winter." |
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Lehsa> | LOL |
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Lehsa> | rofl |
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Ku'vah> | LOL |
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lvlarein> | Haha |
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