| <MadClown> | i have your soul |
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<fall0ut> | no, some pine tree had my soul one night |
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<fall0ut> | when I was drunk |
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<fall0ut> | I chopped it down and dragged it through a field for 2 hours |
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<fall0ut> | and got my soul back |
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<fall0ut> | kthnx |
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<fall0ut> | ^-- true story |
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<MadClown> | for some strange reason, i beleive you |
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<eclypse> | yea.. i can honestly say i dont doubt this |
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<fall0ut> | nothing like an axe in one hand |
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<fall0ut> | a beer in another |
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<fall0ut> | screaming at the tree |
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<fall0ut> | "FUCK YOU TREE, I'M GONNA GET M YSOUL BACK" |
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<fall0ut> | then tying a logging chain to it and dragging it around a field |
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<fall0ut> | .... |
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<fall0ut> | yea..... |
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